He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that.About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.She sent me a note: “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pants.” So I wrote back: “Give me the wine.As gorgeous as you are, I’m not cutting off three inches for anyone.” Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long." In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for .95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for .95, Barbie Goes Shopping for .95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for .95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for .95, and Divorced Barbie for 5.00." Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie 5.00 when all the others are only .95? "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..." After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side.The neighbors thought it was odd, but 93 year old Morton was dating again.One Monday morning Morton woke up with a funny feeling that something important happened last night.Then, Jill took off her panties and gave them to Brian. Brian went along with it and tried them on, but they were far too small. Why get your buddies together to share the best filthy jokes they know when you’ve got the Internet?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation." A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.