You must be 18 years or older to read these pick ups! How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.3.
You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.5.
Don't you love the taste of dirty pick up lines in the morning? I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.36.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me. Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.63.
Don't let your momma know you've been reading these dirty pick up lines!
F*** playing doctor do you want to play gynocologist??
You're halfway through our dirty pick up lines collection!
F*** me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me...86. I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.89.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.20.
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Hump is the subject today, would it be a noun or a verb when you put it on me?
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.27.