A solid joke can help you get your conversation off on the right foot — or at least up your odds of getting a response. We’ve collected 14 examples of funny online dating messages that tickle the funny bone and make a good impression.
pretty good, but you could send that message to pretty much anyone. Getting personal and showing you’ve actually read someone’s profile is a much more compelling way to elicit a response.
A site dedicated to helping people find love: Funny – Funny pick up lines are best reserved for the pub, when everyone has moved from sober to just past happy and the liquid confidence is flowing. Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.” 31.
Keep in mind that funny pick-up lines can backfire quickly, so it’s always best to follow your line up with a friendly “juuuust kidding! “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.” …and along the same produce lines…
Challenging – Sometimes, she’s the most beautiful girl in the room, but she’s giving everybody a hard time (no, not that kind of hard time). What’s simpler than, “Do you need help carrying your bible? Or want to be prepared for the “pick up line ninjas”?
And if the first one doesn’t work, ask her what type of pick up lines generally work for her. It’s only meant to break the ice and get you talking. The Top 25 Pick Up Lines (these are too AWESOME for the public): Want the real winners?
You point to the dogs and say, “Did you hear those barks? You walk up to her and say, “Can I email you at [email protected]?
She’s deeply engrossed in doing something on her laptop.
Not every girl calls for the same opener, so I’ve grouped them based on different situations. Using a Flirty Opener when the girl’s profile clearly calls for an Edgy Opener could lead to disaster.
A good pickup line is hard to find, but the perfect ice breaker can work wonders. “Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happens once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.” 61. ”might get a drink thrown in your face–we don’t recommend this!
The goal of that chat-up line is to get the girl or the guy talking and laughing, and to help you stand out from the rest of the crowd. “You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.” 62. I believe you have stolen my heart.” Sexy – With a sexy pick-up line, it’s all about the smooth delivery–and again, not being a total creep! When trying to be sexy, don’t go overboard, and if she or he doesn’t seem interested, take the hint and walk away with your tail between your legs, this isn’t an invitation to keep trying.
Tickld has an example that only works on someone named Kassandra: “If you remove the D from your name, it’s an anagram for the word Arkansas,” a playful online dater wrote.
Kassandra answered that she’d never heard that one before.