(or whatever) is not responsible for any Adverse Events or overbearing Joy that may occur from reading this profile... The adventure begins Welcome to the adventure that is my life World traveler seeks first class companion Is that your bra strap? Beauty does not impress me Looking for more than just beauty Boy toy looking to be played with You have some explaining to do! lol the love magician....purple wand and big hairy sack of potent love magik Do you think there are any differences for what the best dating profile headlines are for POF and what the best dating profile headlines are for match.com?I've never had ANY luck on Zoosk, okcupid or e Harmony with ANY headlines. May 8 The Best and Worst of Dating Profile Headlines (Dare to I am thankful for laughter, which is what people are searching for in profiles and dating taglines. Don't write something like "I'm a funny guy who loves to sing, and I enjoy spending time with my nephew. You want to dating site funny taglines laughter the new and improved Well-being, go with the right people and they'll be right for you. How to write an interesting profile and headline for Match, Plenty of Fish, e Harmony and Other Dating Websites.” Online Dating Funny Online Dating Profile. Some one said this to me a long time ago - lxughter I try very hard to follow it. Most people don't put much thought into their headline and will things like "looking for love" or "nice guy looking for a nice girl" Bachelor 67 Bite My Bark. Instead let someone else do it for you and use a quote.I would guess that the "future ex girlfriends apply here" one would be good.I have had pretty bad luck getting women to reply to any profile I have put up.
If a person be bothered to think of a few interesting words strung together to represent themselves, imagine how stimulating they would be on a date. Stie a person be bothered to think of a few interesting words strung together to represent themselves, imagine how stimulating they would be on a date.Not just is it a catchy headline but it also deals with a common problem with online dating.Many girls are actually self-conscious about online dating, like they are desperate or something, but this headline address that problem from the very first second.Being sexual in your headline could be a good thing but it could also backfire."We'll just lie and said we met in Vegas" must be the best online dating profile subject I have ever heard.Pickup lines won't get you anywhere with me Pickup lines won't get you anywhere here Frequent traveler seeks first class companion Bad boy seeks good girl Up for a challenge? please rememeber that I'm not just a sex object What do you have to offer? You want it, i got it Music Video Director Seeks Leading Lady I'm having the time of my life, wanna join me? What do you think about something along the lines of - Checking out my profile repeatedly will not get you into my pants...Psychos need not apply Drama queens need not apply Not looking for short term Looking for future soccer mom Are you crazy? I'm really picky, but good luck No women who wear wigs, please! Hi, my name is Indiana Jones I'm really picky Where are all the quality women at? The adventure begins Sorry, but you'll have to do more than that to impress me Life in the fastlane Looking for more than just a pretty face I'm a better dancer then you are! Future ex-girlfriends apply here Beauty does not impress me Beauty is nice to look at, but does not impress me You're beautiful, but what else do you have to offer? Call it a little motivation for all those lurkers out there?And as promised, here are even more dating headlines. Looking for a high maintenance chick Where are all the bad girls? Welcome to the bad boys club Class The Finer Things High Art I'm a bad boy who needs to be punished Your thong is sticking out I see your underwear I'm not just a sex object Ladies... I'm the hottest thing to hit the western hemisphere since the invention of the Q-tip I am the guy your mother warned you about.. If you think Paris Hilton is like really smart, then we're just going to have to break-up If you think Paris Hilton is smart, then we're going to have to break-up and I get the dog If you think Paris Hilton is smart, then we're going to have to break-up and I get the dog. my job section is blank because people were emailing me just because of what I do I'm looking for a down to earth girl who is looking for love for all the right reasons.All of these are tried and tested, hope you find inspiration. please rememeber that I'm not just a sex object Ladies... Ask me about how I made a million dollars in less than an hour Yes, it's true I was called a bad boy by my ex-girlfriend Loving life! imma sexy a** b*tch come check me out Music Video Director seeks hot video chick Disneyland isn't the only place where dreams come true...I have made a list of my best online profile headlines for men. but will be happier when it's our life Hopeless romantic is a contradiction in terms Great cook wants to add some spice to your life Marathoner hopes to run into lifelong love with you Dating can be fun, and I can prove it! too high maintence for you Ask me about my vow of silence Party like a rockstar??In the next post I've collected even more if you still need inspiration. If you can read this you have passed the first test, if you can't then you better take a class or something Oh my gawd! Hell no, Party like a standup Comedian, You'll have more stories to tell at the end of the night.