Our relationship, I note, has suffered because we don't spend enough time together (not surprising really, since she doesn't exist).After a quick search, I get the measure of the women on the site.
I reply, telling her to come over and ask me face to face. She looks furtively around and asks me if I'm nervous. There is tension in the air like North and South Korea coming together to hammer out a treaty.And all of them are looking for an opportunity to betray their spouses. But I wanted to find out what sort of woman uses such a site.So I paid £119 for a month's membership, giving me an entre to thousands of faithless females. This list is made up of independent sexual assault service providers, including National Sexual Assault Hotline affiliate organizations and other local providers.Staff at these programs are dedicated to helping survivors in your area.One woman sends me a message heavily laden with sexual innuendo and I come to regard her as the mistress of the single entendre. Another woman's first contact with me included a plan for a day out together, including visits to art galleries, a stroll round a park and then "a few hours under the duvet". I'm later propositioned by someone who tells me she has an hourglass figure.Her photograph reveals that the hour has stretched to 90 minutes.But it claims to have more than 100,000 members in the UK.Many of them are middle-class, many have young children.I wonder if anyone has ever read this, seen the wisdom of it and decided not to join. "I'm witty, charming, handsome and modest, and I'm kind to animals," I write, hoping this description will have a fairly broad appeal, and also include a recent photograph.Your picture can be viewed only if you give a password to the person with whom you are conversing.